A Song for my Pal Donnie Trump

“Help Me Fake It Through The Fright” I take the cheetos from my hair, Shake it loose and let it fall, Layin’ soft upon my chin. Like the crumblies in the hall. I fall down on the floor till the early morning light All I’m takin’ is your time (and your country). Help me fake it through the fright. I don’t care what’s right or wrong, I don’t try to understand. Let Vladimir Putin take tomorrow. Lord, tonight I need a fiend. Yesterday is dead and gone and tomorrow’s out of sight. And it’s sad to be alone. Help me
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Cool names for Music Groups

Our Senior Editor Fred Moople Jr. loves to name things. Here are his suggestions for new musical groups. Ed Finch and the Riddolas Bob Cone and the Ripperamas Eddie Dunce and the Clipped Beagles The Snokatarians Cheesy McDougall and the Grimy Leftovers Markie Crank and the Totally Bankrupt Selwyn Snotter and the Slimes Lowell Eeps and the Lost Cargo Landon Kelp and the Weasel Brothers Shakey Mary and the Uneasy Trio Walter Tusker and the Scattered Slumps The Clongers The Bloated Slime Hogs Edwin Stench and the Foul Boys Leonard Clank and the Broken Bells Crappy Donnie and the Losers Parker
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